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Glute Investment

by Coleman Moore

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Sadder Days 04:17
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You're my favorite opponent yeah that's what I like to see We love to see it, God we need it Don't forget that sadder days are for the boys We came to make a noise You don't have to twist my arm Now go repair that harm Like when you're starving And you can't find parking One more guilty infographic in my stories don't pretend You don't see it vague uneasy feeling this won't make it end Just like the trees you lost the forest for We're settling the score It said click here for help and then it kicked you to the floor 88 degrees at midnight and that moon is on the rise Cancel power cancel fame worship my booty not my face So jump for joy and pour one out for Troy Sadder days are for the boys So come sit down with me, let's get our story straight Sadder days are for the boys Do you really wanna stain my name? You're either gassing me up or you're knocking me down Sadder days are for the boys So baby don't cry, take me by the hand And why be sad when you could be saddling up for a ride? Here's my shoulder you can cry Wanna see you satisfied, don't give it all away On sadder days Sadder days are for the boys When I wake up in the morning knowing there's still hell to pay I wanna be bold, I wanna be brave, but no one gives a follow fuck what I say When making these amends don't make you any friends Oh you're soured on the process? Well you lost it, roll again I spread my legs for the girls and the gays But sadder days are for the boys Sadder days are for the boys
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Spill Me Out 03:33
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You wanna dry my eyes before I stain my shirt Call me when you can handle a woman I've had it up to here I do a balancing act and it's hard to contain I read all your books and I still feel the same I came out tonight to do some screaming Go away I see you try to win me over with your information But it's already over This conversation So spill me out all over the floor Spill me out all over the floor You brought a brain to spar with And you can frame an argument I'm aware that it's not a monolith The world that got so hard to lift But every time I get back on the horse I'm a little more broken than I was before My heart is made of glass and I got a rubber ass Perhaps the janitor's seen me bouncing All over the floor Spill me out all over the floor Spill me out all over the floor Spill me out all over the floor Spill me out on the floor, yeah Spill me out on the floor, yeah I've been getting really bored, yeah So spill me out on the floor, yeah I've been mulling it over This your consolation But then I look down at my shoes on the ground And say thank you for the libation Spill me out all over the floor Spill me out all over the floor Spill me out all over the floor Spill me out all over the floor
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Genius Bar 05:48
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Come alive, let's beat the rush Let me drive, eyes open shut Your battery is just a dream And you'll never work again in this town Some almond milk and you swirl it around Fire can be a verb or a noun Or an adjective, watch how No I'm not afraid to show myself out I was waiting for the tension to mount I'm fully capable of freaking out So let me introduce my baby We used to sit around and complain Don't minimize our pain Take a second to appreciate That there's people crying at your genius bar You can blame it on the booze or the band Maybe better if I don't understand Why I'm holding my face with both hands Blocking the molecules in my optical glands Here's my first name and part of my last Anything else you need just ask I really need this to work so I can pass But don't let it seduce you baby We're hearing something new for a change Take a second to appreciate I broke down crying at the genius bar Why's it gotta be so hard? I broke down crying at the genius bar with your grandma By the USB display, I had no other way Got on my knees and I prayed And through my color customizer eyes I found that everyone was lying You stole my life and said it's all my fault Yeah, for coming to you for anything Tell your grandma that I'll hold it down I'm not gonna give up so easily I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm not gonna be The alcohol you need But I'll be there drinking I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm not gonna be The alcohol you need I broke down crying at the genius bar Tell me now, why's it gotta be so hard? I broke down crying at the genius bar Genius, why's it gotta be so hard?
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Time To Invest 04:44
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Hey with the second hand sweater on We're both not using amazon But could you get here on time? Just this once to make up for the other night When you came over here just to revive This worn out vintage find But the stain is all gone I thought the cranberry would linger on It's time to invest It's time to invest Put that money in my booty You're such a cutie Yes, I've been doing my best But it's time to invest Hey you with the second hand sweater on Why you take so many adderall? You only get what you give, so radical Get your pretty butt out of that Caribbean waterfall Mine is tanning in the sun You gotta spend some to make some, or know someone And that's me, that's me You've been so naughty, it's time to believe In something other than Santa Claus Why'd you stop asking for what you want? It's time to invest It's time to invest Put that money in my booty You're such a cutie Yes, I've been doing my best But it's time to invest Straight asset cashing, abdominal praxis I do face masks, I got mass transit I won the bracket - I'm buying a bed My ass is the best, that's why I'm wearing a dress It's time to invest, you know what I mean Treat the glass ceiling like a xerox machine That's what I digested! I'm selling the bed. It's time to invest I said we getting ahead Of our social fracture, our natural disaster I'd order al pastor but I'm already plastered Don't save your plastics, it's all just a racket I'm climbing the brackets with my glutes invested My foods divesting all over your screen 800-accidentes de Medellin My sheets are clean; I've been laundering But now I'm back in the red and now it's time to invest It's time to invest It's time to invest Put that money in my booty You're such a cutie Put that money in my booty Put that money in my booty, yeah
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Razor's Edge 03:05
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I'm throwing into the trash everybody from my past The people that I used to ask for the love they didn't have You're included if you have to ask, should have invested in my ass JFK, LAX I'm of the sky and not the land I'm living on a razor's edge I'm living on a razor's edge Was going in for the kill, bulletproof from all of you Overshare under the full moon, when the stars can't show through You don't even have to say this will all be erased Generate a rule to break, wave your hand, take him away I'm living on a razor's edge I'm living on a razor's edge But take me to your first apartment Leave me on the stage you're hogging I could have written such a classic song If I hadn't become so famous so young My imagination's shot cause I'm a slave to the thot She gives me everything I want but I wish that she would not I checkered these mass arrests with sporadic anal sex I'm never going to confess, I'm never talking to the press I wonder who will be the last to drop a summer anthem track? My fault but I feel attacked - should just give in, should just take the cash I'm living on a razor's edge I'm living on a razor's edge I'll levitate when I'm dead So I keep going to bed
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Vanity LLC 02:53
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I run the moment in my head again You heard everything I said, I meant it I never get my name called, now I am You faded out a part of me, a semblance Of who I used to wanna be, a big man I don't get the insurance, understand The message isn't in the words, a murmur Middle finger and a PLUR, hall monitor We could do this all night my hot rod motorbike Let them wait in the car, we break hearts Make a promise in the dark, Pat Benetar It's how we never recite these lines but still play the part For me it's always hard Hard to fight the urge to say the word I graduated in the spring, you leave me I form an LLC for my sanity I send lots of lazy loverboy communiques I don't look good in a beret, I'm baby I got semen in my paint, a bit vain I'm waiting for you to evesdrop Sneak up on my heart Be my magister, comfort I don't do it for the world; it's over now I'm rolling over in my grave Twisting the sheets to see your face We died at least twice No, it isn't the people you invite I just try to make a smile but it's the curse of dress rehearsal For me it's always hard Hard to fight the urge to say the word We are strong, we belong To each other, you promise to say the word
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Will There Be A Pool? 03:12
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Will there be a pool at the party? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool at the party? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool at the party? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool? Your children's supervision is mandated That lifeguard I've been dating warned you There will not be a pool at the party (Oh no!) But if there is no pool, what ever will we do? (I don't know!) Let there be a pool at the party! Let there be a pool! Let there be a pool! Cause I ain't gotta get naked for no tennis bracelet We ain't gonna eat out, you're just gonna peace out when you get bored of my existence horny DMs, she/her ACAB, Sir Babygirl and King Princess What's the matter? We want answers! Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool? You wanted to feel helpless, so you wouldn't be a witness You wanted las manos in somebody else's Will there be a pool at the party? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool at the party? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool at the party? Will there be a pool? Will there be a pool?
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Bodies & Spaces 04:41
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Partying faces, now that the night is done A piece of my heart you've won Can we post one just for fun? I came to be seen, go public with my dreams Uploaded a sound too loud And I guess they would be proud I know you're thinking of taking it down... But I'm gonna keep inhabiting spaces that nobody yet controls I'm gonna keep on moving my body because it's interesting to behold Wear what you're into, you've been worrying me sick! I actually trust you. Can you even fathom it? Afraid of collisions, but we whisper through the walls When will the tension all resolve? When will you ask for what you want? Bodies and spaces... I take for what they're worth Are you a boy a girl? Do you dissolve under those words? Or do they make you feel oh so heard? I'm gonna keep inhabiting spaces that nobody yet controls I'm gonna keep on moving my body because it's interesting to behold It's just a moment between moments You know that nothing really grows And I failed out, but I'll stay rowdy Don't cow tow, I'm asking you what you wanna see now And who do you wanna be now? I'm gonna keep inhabiting spaces that nobody yet controls I'm gonna keep on moving my body because it's interesting to behold

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released May 15, 2022

Written, produced and mixed by Coleman Moore

Mastered by Daniel Eaton

Sam Trusley: Additional vocal engineering and background vocals on Sadder Days, piano engineering on Time To Invest, tracking and mixing on Bodies & Spaces

Tara Zorthian: Background vocals on Genius Bar and Vanity LLC

Max McDonald: Drums on Genius Bar

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A tornado of boy band cool and punk rock passion, Coleman Moore crafts uncanny pop that blends wry humor and naked tenderness through a distorted millennial lens.

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